*Plateau Girls & Breakups

Just saw this joke on Facebook and I decided to post it here for all my Jtownexclusive Readers.

1. When you dump a Girl from Jos East she will make a scene for you.
2. When you dump a girl from Mangu she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want it or not.
3. When you dump a Bokkos girl, she will cry day and night.
4. When you dump a girl from Pankshin she will bewitch you and you will find yourself the following day in their house with your parents begging her.
5. When you dump a Berom girl, she will try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her another chance.
6. When you dump a girl from Kanam expecially a Boghom girl, she won't even notice. She will be busy removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet groundnut.
7. When you dump a girl from Kanke she will turn her bedroom into a brewery and
drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.
8. Try to dump a girl from Bassa and she will sleep around with all your friends.
9. You don't wanna know about
Mikang girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding.
10. Never dump a girl from Quanpan if you dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step-mother.
11. Dump a girl from Langtang and she will report you to her dad in the army and you will marry
her at gun-point.
12. Dump a girl from Shendam she will sleep with your grand-father and become your other grandmother.